Things Not To Say To Your Boyfriend

• Can't We Just Be Friends ?
• I'm PREGNANT...Just Kidding !
• My last boyfriend was little BIGGER.
• I Betcha I Can FART Louder Than You Can!
• I Tell My Mom EVERYTHING !
• Why Can't You Be More Sensitive ?
• Stop Hanging Out With Your Friends And Spend MORE Time With ME !
• Would You Mind If I See Other People ?
• I've Already Picked Out Name For Our Children.
• Could You Just Run Into The Store And Grab Me A Box Of Pads ?
• I Bet I've Been With More Guys Than You Have Girls.
• What's More Important To You ? .. ME or The FOOTBALL ?
• You Must Carry Your Cell Phone So I Can Call You..ALL THE TIME !